The Malone Surfer

I decided against the bad sketch for this one.  SO i will just make a few lists about the kids then a paragraph.
First off. Clothing
1. plaid shirt... MUST be from H and M, or PacSun, or American Apparel
2. Jeans $60+
3. Thin Rim glasses, even if they dont need one
4. Stylish Haircut, probably a bad fohawk.
5. Skate shoes. not beat up ones though, unless beat up is currently what every friend is wearing at once
6. Longboard in hand
7. Macbook at hand... WTF?! why do u own a mac? You dont do anything artsy and a PC would have been better for what you are doing with your computer as a business major... o yeah you needed to waste some money.(it saddens me that all the artists who could use a Mac cant afford them, however all the kids who dont need a mac at all waste their money on them.

This kid can often be find with his "BROs" having a mandate.  This would involve a long day of longboarding around campus and talking down on all the other kids.  These kids are a minority, but they are clearly all the campus cares about as the Big shots on campus.  This kid is very much loved at church and comes off as that perfect Christian Child.  I mean after all that christian girl in class, clearly is a virgin, making her all the more worthwhile, and if you play your cards right you can 'fix' that.  To get that perfect christian girl who is crazy sheltered and probably hasn't even done so much as kiss a boy, you have to look so nice and clean cut that she'll let you in.  You break through all the walls by telling her how cute she is, and how much she'll help you grow in God.... Thats not really on your mind stay away from my friends and gain some respect (just saying).  You end up finally getting her, and then these kids do not fully commit, by not making it known, so they can have their back up other innocent girls they fed the same exact lies to on call.  sorry i'm getting on a rant.  They are D bags to girls that try and live a Christian life. End of that point.  The major is probably a music production major, because they dont care because daddy back home is paying for the education, so if i get a degree that doenst get a job it doesnt matter right?  The classes that are taken that do however matter there is no studying done, just complaining about the proffessor because if "i look this nice for class, it shouldnt really matter right?"  Chances are you'll find this kid playing soccer and wishing he was as cool as any of the guys on Jersey shore.  While coming off as totally loving who you are, and being the nicest person to you at the front to gain more friends, as soon as you leave the room your name is shot down the toilet and youre the latest reason for the surfer boy to laugh.  He laughs at how much your life is worse than his, and thus makes Malone feel more and more like a high school... O wait, this person often complains about Malone feeling like high school.  When they realize that they are the ones creating the high school feeling something should happen, but no when that thought comes in their head they shrug it off and make fun of some 'lower person' to feel better again.

I hope this is taken in sarcasm by all readers. I just have fun!