My basic sketch of a malone Theology student

If you dont read the sarcasm in this and CANNOT take a joke dont bother looking at this post.
And yes i know, i lack much artistic skill, but i like having fun, i know much of him is disproportionate, but i enjoyed doodling him in a bout 10 min at 2 am.

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Alright, i know what i wrote is not legible so i'm gonna explain each one top to bottom.
1. Short hair, as all pastors should
2. Glasses
3. Huge Grin "life is perfect" (I call it the i'm not a real person anymore smile)
4.  Button down everyday, and a stance of i'm better than you, they call it confidence
5. The Book to condemn your daily life with!!! I mean a Bible on hand
6.Jeans, Probably an expensive pair, and definitely a relaxed fit

You'll probably find these people circulating the girls dorms during the permitted hours, and making sure they are just "good friends" with all of them.  Continually saying they do not date just to date, but to see if that is the single person set aside for them to marry. Yet they seem to have a new girlfriend or boyfriend each semester, even when they are not officially dating, they just spend every waking moment with them, and go on dates... and hold hands... and kiss.... yeah thats not a couple... o wait! yeah it is. Quit dillusioning yourself and thinking youre a better person because you arent 'dating.'  O yeah, and they get around, they like to think that the times they 'slip up' and screw around or go all the way are just mistakes and blame on human nature, however might I add ITS EASIER TO NOT HAVE SEX than to have it.... it involves keeping your clothes on and not doing anything.... just a thought, However the next day they'll show up at church ready to sing louder and of course a more meaningful worship song than everyone else.  Dont forget the prayer they do publically has to be much longer than anyone else's and they will only be happy when they are preaching in front of a flock of people!  O yeah, they know how to sing well, and play acoustic guitar, but only three chords, ya know worship music, its like punk but less talented.  Cant wait to see this person in front of a mega church and then come try to save me for having blue hair sitting in the back of a church, not being white collar, and happy working in a warehouse. One last thought, not all Bible Majors are the Jerk i described here, just most, i find many to actually genuinely love God and people, those ones dont fit this mold usually.