This is me trying to cut some seriousness out of my life. I've been thinking too much lately and i thought this would be funny. if anyone finds this offensive i'm sorry, ITS ALL IN SARCASM, and any names on here, the person reading it should be able to laugh that they are someone on this list.
anyways this is a list of people i wanna punch in the throat, (but never actually would)
1. Freddie MIlla (talldarkandugly.blogspot.com)
2.Carrot Top
3. everyone in CHiodos (b/c they kicked craig owens)
4. every 440 hardcore/metal kid
5. Emily Reich
6. Russell Large (Check)
7. Simon Cowell (the tough guy act isnt funny anymore get over yourself)
8. ANyone ever who has run a record label ('cept Fat Mike)
8. Leonardo Di Caprio (spelling?)
9. Dane Cook, because I wanna see him run in a circle for 20 minutes trying to tell a story about it afterwords while he calls it a joke
10. Every Fox news crew member
11. my roommate
12. The people who used to be the higher ups at Circuit City
13. Every President.... ever....
14.... this list is much longer... but i'm getting bored
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