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My 3rd Malone Stereotype
The Malone Scene Kid

I'll begin w/ the list beginning on the bottom going up

1. Slip on shoes

2. Skinny Jeans/Mesh Shorts

3. Guitar with them constantly

4. Metal/Noise band shirt

5. V-Neck

6. Bicep Tattoos, prolly a verse of a song

7. Chest Piece (someting meaningful)

8. Thick Beard (the coolest type of beard)

9. 1/2" to 1" plugs

10. Thick Rim Glasses

11. Beanie

12. Usually a joke haircut underneath the beanie, IE mullet, or a super small mohawk.

The Malone Scene Kid tends to thrive on Lower Gurney

These kids tend to thrive on their bromantic love for each other, and have a brotherhood that will accept anyone.  There are many unique styles of music loved by these kids from the people who tend ot only like metal and get made fun of for listening ot king diamond, to the ones who love original hardcore and get made fun of for liking strength within, to the Folk lover, who is just too trendy for his own good.  This spreads to the kids who loves ALL TIME LOW way too much.  THere's one of them that wears a stupid patch jacket... he should grow up.   Each of these kids speak of other genres and the kids that follow them as if they have supreme knowledge of every type of music scene that exists out there, but really its just their way of covering up insecurities of not knowing much about other cultures, thus belittling them to make the culture they love the most, no matter how trendy that culture may currently be, be the "top" culture.

These kids do not date that often, however when they do, usually, this is the surprising part from a Malone Student.  It is because they truely like someone and wish to spend more time with them, and believe it or not they date girls with personality who are enjoyable to be around instead of these constant cloned girls that keep coming out of this college group.  

Tattoos are a huge part of the Malone Scene kid's life, if they dont have a bunch of tattoos, they know the tattoos they want to have soon.  They will defend each of their own tattoos til death, however when one person does somethign deviating from what they think a tattoo should be like, he will be talked down.  This is sad but true.

In the long run the majority of these kids are either Youth ministry majors, Music production majors, or business majors because those ones actually want a job when they graduate.